Just something interesting I found in my email. It's just a joke girls. Don't start a fuss.
1. Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a 1/2 hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@CK YOU!
9. Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.
*Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
*Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Sunday, October 12, 2008
Tips in Life
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to
talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as
any other.
THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend
all you have or sleep all you want.
FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it.
FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look
the person in the eye.
SIX. Be engaged at least six months
before you get married.
SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.
EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams.
People who don't have dreams don't have much.
NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to
live life completely.
TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly.
No name calling.
ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their
relatives.
TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.
THIRTEEN! .. When someone asks you a
question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?'
FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and
great achievements involve great risk.
FIFTEEN. Say 'bless you' when you hear
someone sneeze.
SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the
lesson.
SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect
for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.
EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute
injure a great friendship.
NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a
mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
TWENTY- ONE. Spend some time alone.
Finally and most important of all :
TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to
talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as
any other.
THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend
all you have or sleep all you want.
FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it.
FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look
the person in the eye.
SIX. Be engaged at least six months
before you get married.
SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.
EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams.
People who don't have dreams don't have much.
NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to
live life completely.
TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly.
No name calling.
ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their
relatives.
TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.
THIRTEEN! .. When someone asks you a
question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?'
FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and
great achievements involve great risk.
FIFTEEN. Say 'bless you' when you hear
someone sneeze.
SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the
lesson.
SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect
for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.
EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute
injure a great friendship.
NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a
mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
TWENTY- ONE. Spend some time alone.
Finally and most important of all :
SEEK GOD ALWAYS
Monday, October 6, 2008
Dead blog
My blog is so dead... Now a days super lazy to blog... I rather sleep, go out, play sports, play ps and etc.... Being a pig lately.. Oink
Well my past week was hectic. Had a terrible report draft to hand in. But then in the end it was not marked even. Hmm... Wasting my time. Terrible man. Could have played so much more instead. Well my weekend was great.
Friday was my first time ever doing word in cell... Was so nervous thankfully God was with me and I had a wonderful cell group and cell leader to back me up.
On Saturday, attended "Maximum Impact Simulcast." This simulcast is done by Dr. John C. Maxwell and his wonderful team. It was such an inspirational event. Starting at 930 in the morning till around 430 in the afternoon. After the simulcast in Curtin we had to rush back to UWA for our Saturday service which started at 5 that day. Service was a blast when Ps. Josh Moyo came and delivered as expected. But you just can't get enough of Ps. Josh
On Sunday, had to get up early to go down to Curtin for the morning service to serve in Kids Ministry and to continue a teachable weekend I was handed my first chance to teach in kids ministry. All I can learn from this teachable week is that I've got a lot to improve in. Ended my weekend with sports after lunch. Played a little tennis with Isaiah and can see some improvement in my own tennis but there's a long way to go. After that went to play football and had a pretty solid performance.
For now... Time for UNI... Sienz....!
Well my past week was hectic. Had a terrible report draft to hand in. But then in the end it was not marked even. Hmm... Wasting my time. Terrible man. Could have played so much more instead. Well my weekend was great.
Friday was my first time ever doing word in cell... Was so nervous thankfully God was with me and I had a wonderful cell group and cell leader to back me up.
On Saturday, attended "Maximum Impact Simulcast." This simulcast is done by Dr. John C. Maxwell and his wonderful team. It was such an inspirational event. Starting at 930 in the morning till around 430 in the afternoon. After the simulcast in Curtin we had to rush back to UWA for our Saturday service which started at 5 that day. Service was a blast when Ps. Josh Moyo came and delivered as expected. But you just can't get enough of Ps. Josh
On Sunday, had to get up early to go down to Curtin for the morning service to serve in Kids Ministry and to continue a teachable weekend I was handed my first chance to teach in kids ministry. All I can learn from this teachable week is that I've got a lot to improve in. Ended my weekend with sports after lunch. Played a little tennis with Isaiah and can see some improvement in my own tennis but there's a long way to go. After that went to play football and had a pretty solid performance.
For now... Time for UNI... Sienz....!
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